My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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