They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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