Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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