So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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