I feel like abortions should bother me more
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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