Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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