its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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