member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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