remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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