I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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