HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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