ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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