I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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