I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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