marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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