Can Purell be used as lube?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Can I color on your dick again?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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