Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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