school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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