Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Tell her she can't have a vagina
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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