The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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