erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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