The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
