i just wanna soil my oats bro
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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