I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I party with great urgency now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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