Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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