all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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