it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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