I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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