just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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