Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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