I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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