We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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