how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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