You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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