Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
