There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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