If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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