Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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