He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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