Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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