you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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