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If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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