yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
