she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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