got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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