We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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