Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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