i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
thus making me awesome and them whores
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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