I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
