I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
"it" just moved
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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