you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Green mimosas i think yes
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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