My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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