We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Farmville is her only friend.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Your penis caused this!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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