so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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