omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
