No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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